Big Mac Museum, Irwin Pa

I traveled to Irwin, Pa, to the Big Mac Museum, where the Big Mac was invented. This is where America was born. Well, I mean, Fort Necessity is within reasonable driving distance, but this place has a pretty good claim too.

I haven't eaten a Big Mac since I was a child, so I'm a bit fuzzy on what to expect. I'm here because Donald Trump loves McDonalds and Big Macs, and it will undoubtedly be a part of our economic recovery.


So here I go, first taste as a adult:



























Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This is so aweful. What is this sauce? It tastes like.... like.... I dunno. I'm guessing it is Raccoon spunk. They must milk this from the raccoons that live in the dumpsters out back, and leave it in a jar all day baked in the sun. I can't finish this. I can't....

I can't vote for Trump if this is what he is about. I'm voting for Kamala.

Gonna vomit.