Where to move to stop my body from producing methane?

Victorian · 2021-07-21T15:16:57-04:00

Travel - Where to move to stop my body from producing methane? Please vote (12 replies).

Poll - Total Votes: 4

To the mountains

To the swamps and hills of Tennessee they have magical potions there to cure you

To Tennessee

Stay away from the cows in Alabama

Drink some TN whiskey it's the cure

There's a cure in the mountains of Tennessee, drink water from a waterfall

To the beach

To the moon

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TrunkZ · 56-60, M

Why would you want to deprive the world of this renewable energy source? 🤔 🤔

Victorian · 56-60, F

@TrunkZ Just found out Alabamians give off more methane than Tennesseans, I wish I had a Tennessean body.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@Victorian I'm sure the world would be in a much better place if you did.

Victorian · 56-60, F

@TrunkZ reincarnating into a Murfreesboro or Wartburg Tennessean body will be a better option.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@Victorian how about splitting the difference and reincarnating into a Cookeville Tennessean body?

Victorian · 56-60, F

@TrunkZ Cookeville will be much better.