Where to move to stop my body from producing methane?

Victorian · 2021-07-21T15:16:57-04:00

Travel - Where to move to stop my body from producing methane? Please vote (12 replies).

Poll - Total Votes: 4

To the mountains

To the swamps and hills of Tennessee they have magical potions there to cure you

To Tennessee

Stay away from the cows in Alabama

Drink some TN whiskey it's the cure

There's a cure in the mountains of Tennessee, drink water from a waterfall

To the beach

To the moon

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BlueVeins · 22-25

You can't stop your body from producing methane, but you can stop your food from doing it. Go vegan my dawg.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

Why would you want to deprive the world of this renewable energy source? 🤔 🤔

Victorian · 56-60, F

@TrunkZ reincarnating into a Murfreesboro or Wartburg Tennessean body will be a better option.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@Victorian how about splitting the difference and reincarnating into a Cookeville Tennessean body?

Victorian · 56-60, F

@TrunkZ Cookeville will be much better.

Any place which produces the fewest amount of beans.

Tennessean · 31-35, F

To the swamps and hills of Tennessee they have magical potions there to cure you. Drink the strawberry tonic water.

Tennessee · 46-50, F

There's magical potions in Tennessee that will cure you

Alabama · 100+, F

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Dandelion · 31-35, F

There's a potion in Tennessee

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