Whenever you dress or undress, captain Howdy is watching you, glaring at you?

I have asked him countless times not to sit there and stare when I'm trying to get dressed. It wouldn't be so bad except he sits there and tries to tell me how to dress. Sometimes when I'm wearing something slightly revealing he will dance around and sing Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl. You don't know how many times I've told him I would prefer if he sang Barbie girl