Have you ever been felt up on a train?

I wish a bitch would

No. I would slap the shit out of anyone that tried to touch me on a train.

Nope, and if anyone ever tried they would live to regret it.

Not yet, but living in hope :)

Only once. Dear wife and I were taking a train ride across the Canadian prairie. She was feeling frisky and since we were the only people in the car.....

Not yet.