Do you have a licence to drive that Mercedes?

I've only ever owned one Merc - an old bright yellow one. I've always preferred Jaguars to anything else

Yes. If only I could afford to buy it.

i have a 45 caliber license

Yes, I was born with a licence.

Mercedes suck. Except the suspension, I like the suspension although they stole it from land-rover mostly. I just don't like sitting in them. I feel like I'm sitting in a fancy wheely bin. They're handling sucks imo, they're mostly too wide and I like to cut them up because the drivers are nearly as ignorant as BMW drivers. So I doubt I'm in a merc of my own choice... Am I already arrested? 😂