Why do people think im married?

What about me says i have a man farting in my bed everyday? And some of my coworkers concluded I have a secret husband i don't tell anyone about lol

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poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F Best Comment

honestly i hope someday i can pull something like that and not tell my family that i’m seeing anyone until i’m getting married,, power move

SStarfish ·

Lol people irl thought my husband was imaginary because they never saw him 😅

Selah ·

@SStarfish they just assumed you were crazy??

Nebula · 41-45, F

Do you wear a ring on your marriage finger?

Selah ·

@Nebula oh im definitely a nag

Nebula · 41-45, F

@Selah well that's it, hahahahaha

Selah ·

ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F

Because you’re such a beautiful soul that all men would be on their knees for you

But you’re smart enough to kick them all in the face

OhIsMe · 36-40, M

I'm going to be furious if you have a secret husband and it's not me.

Selah ·

@OhIsMe lol i would tell you if I did

SW-User

Lol, why do you wait till I'm asleep to post this

Oh you are definitely single

Selah ·

@BiasForAction dont say it like that lol

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