I knew you’d be there for me

@AuRevoir *throws popcorn away* sorry I’m on a diet and that would’ve been too tempting. So anyway, what do you wanna do first??

@ShepherdBard D: *Stares in horror and disbelief at you unimaginably foolish actions!* Uh-uhmmm w-we could start with finding proper uses of delicious things such as popcorn instead of wasteful ones????? M-maybe??

@AuRevoir you could use a diet too it seems. Let’s go for a run 😊

@ShepherdBard D’: *My heart breaks as I slowly begin running away from the only thing I ever loved..* D’: Goodbye my sweet buttery prince.. *I whisper to myself as my thighs chafe..*