I’ve got jars in the back of my refrigerator

And I have no idea what’s in them, or how long they have been there.
I swear I saw a best before date that said “02-02-68”
1968?!?!
That was before I was even born! And the refrigerator is only a few years old, so that means that jar had been transferred there purposely, with intent to keep.
Anyways, I had enough and reached in to get it out of there.
Until I saw something inside it move 😱

I quickly slammed the door shut 😖

But the jar…with the “thing” inside it, is still there.

Waiting.

At the back of my fridge…

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TattooPunch · F

You should eat it.

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch

NativePortlander1970 ·

@TattooPunch He'll be seeing tracers for life.

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine Be brave, you can do it.

TattooPunch · F

@NativePortlander1970 it might be the start of the best day of his life...or not.

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch It’s not a matter of being brave, I just have a weak constitution , and an even weaker stomach 🤢

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch it’s the “or not” that leaves me hesitant

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine come on, you only live once....then not

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch I’ll take a bite if you take bite

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine Let's do it!

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch you go first

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine It's your special food, you have to go first. Plus, I know CPR.

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch well, I know CPR, ANA and TCH and a dozen other acronyms
Eat up!

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine Lol! Well, I know how to intubate you after i do cpr, then I know how to hook you up to the ventilator and maintain you and the vent. You go first.

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch nobody vents, rants or complains better than me.
I’m waiting….

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine I see what you did there.
Im going to restrain you and intubate you now, then feed you that wierd something in your fridge.

(This gummie is hitting hard apparently)

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch I don’t think that’s entirely legal and may border on…
Wait…you’ve got gummies?
Wanna swap a few of those for what I’ve got in my fridge?

TattooPunch · F

@Ghostinthemachine Just take a couple and float away while I intubate you.

Ghostinthemachine · M

@TattooPunch you seem pretty intent on intubating me