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Infamous607 · 51-55, M
Cheating by accident? That's a good one. I should have tried that one.
I was at the seven eleven getting some nachos with chilli when I fell on this naked woman and for some reason I wasn't wearing any pants.
I was at the seven eleven getting some nachos with chilli when I fell on this naked woman and for some reason I wasn't wearing any pants.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Infamous607
Or how about, "I was tying to drive to a floral shop to buy you some flowers, but I got lost and ended up in that motel room by mistake. Because, you know, men never stop and ask for directions."
Or how about, "I was tying to drive to a floral shop to buy you some flowers, but I got lost and ended up in that motel room by mistake. Because, you know, men never stop and ask for directions."
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@DrWatson Exactly!