FreedomFagan · 36-40, F
The special ability to function normally

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@FreedomFagan: LOL brilliant.

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The ability to leap tall buildings for 14 hours a day!

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@Meowsolini: You continue to amaze me. First you hover above the ground and now you're leaping buildings.

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@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: Yeah, my life is something else.
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
I think I'm the only person on the site who doesn't like coffee. It's bad enough having two left feet.
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@NigelDoes: Wahahahah! Silly banana!
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
It's late here. Please cut me some slack. ☺

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@NigelDoes: *Cuts you some slack.
LuvPreggos · 31-35, M
If coffee will give me growing powers, I will drink.

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I can levitate on caffeine

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@JustImagine: I am impressed.
Equanimous · 51-55, M
Taking notes of who else is dozing in the meeting :)
plungesponge · 41-45, M
Super shakes

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@plungesponge: Have you ever caused a mini quake with it? LOL
plungesponge · 41-45, M
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Wit and wisdom

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@Onecharmingman: 👍

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Indigestion

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@Nugget: Oh. First I heard of that.
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
It wakes the dead.

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@Dragon56: And why is that?
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: It’s 7AM here….I’m not a morning person.

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@Dragon56: I'm very grumpy in the mornings.
I don't have that degenerate habit
BabyLonia · F
A nights sleep in a cup

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@Babylon: You mean it takes away your sleep or gives you sleep?
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@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: it makes me function after a night of no sleep
Firespirit · 26-30, M
Super anal action

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@Firespirit: 🤣