Supervising ..... I mean babysitting grown men and women.

I could, but it's Saturday and I'm procrastinating

you fell and went unconscious.

Everything! It keeps happening everywhere at the same time! aaaaaaahhhh

Billions of people living their own unique and immensely detailed lives, on a rock spinning around a fireball spinning around a supermassive black hole.

Sure. Excessive use of sharp pointy stuff on me .-.

Trying to make it better, all of our attempts are that.

I could make something up in the prophetic tone and then there'd be a 5 in 9000 chance it would be plausible *_*

around here
there is sewage flowing down the road

chaos

People are acting like nobs as per usual 🙄

sure you are a slave to the banks

Don't ask me, I'm clueless

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you if I did. 😜