What are you looking for here, if anything
And have you found it? If not, do you think you ever will?
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CestManan · 46-50, F
@DHggmu I am no stranger to forums at all so I know how they are. The first few minutes I was here, I got a PM. I assumed it was one of those welcome messages that admins typically send out.
But no, it was some guy wanting jack off instructions. He was 26 - 30 supposedly.
Now if he is over 21 and has not figured out how to properly tug on his tweeter, what in the HAIL is a stranger on a forum suppose to do to help? 🤨
Like, "Drop britches, pull out meat, find a recent picture of Anne Ramsey to look at, grab meat, start tugging until c*ck snot shoots out."
What the hell did he want?
But no, it was some guy wanting jack off instructions. He was 26 - 30 supposedly.
Now if he is over 21 and has not figured out how to properly tug on his tweeter, what in the HAIL is a stranger on a forum suppose to do to help? 🤨
Like, "Drop britches, pull out meat, find a recent picture of Anne Ramsey to look at, grab meat, start tugging until c*ck snot shoots out."
What the hell did he want?
CestManan · 46-50, F
@DHggmu Yeah I thought it was a little strange. I mean I had JUST got here and it is like, "Do people scope out the noobs the way they do on dating sites?"
Could not have been even three minutes. An old man with a swollen prostate takes longer than that to drain the lizard.
Seductive way with words - I cannot help it. At one point I did some freelance work in "adult voice entertainment" and it was pretty difficult to maintain a professional bearing.
Could not have been even three minutes. An old man with a swollen prostate takes longer than that to drain the lizard.
Seductive way with words - I cannot help it. At one point I did some freelance work in "adult voice entertainment" and it was pretty difficult to maintain a professional bearing.
DHggmu · 31-35, M
@CestManan They must be scrolling through new members with one hand while furiously going at it with the other, just a response may be all they need 😂
I can’t even imagine logging into here for the first time and getting bombarded like that, it’s a wonder it didn’t scare you off immediately.
Adult voice entertainment, you’d make a killing here, with your unique “jerk off instructions” if you’re ever struggling for money then you always have a back up plan.
I can’t even imagine logging into here for the first time and getting bombarded like that, it’s a wonder it didn’t scare you off immediately.
Adult voice entertainment, you’d make a killing here, with your unique “jerk off instructions” if you’re ever struggling for money then you always have a back up plan.
