I'm bored so tell me your best pick-up line because I'm sad and would like to laugh or feel anything other then sad pls

You look familiar. Were we ever in the same class before? I could swear we had chemistry(Sorry I haven’t made the post, I had to make biscuits for my outdoor ed class and then I had to do chores etc etc I’m very sorry)

"Reversal is red, Lapse is blue, throughout the heavens and the Earth, all I want is you."— JJK rizz

I never picked anyone up.
It would probably be "Hey, I made some bread... do you want some?"
Or "Would you like to go bowling? Of course you wouldn't, never mind."

dom perignon u brought it