I'm bored so tell me your best pick-up line because I'm sad and would like to laugh or feel anything other then sad pls

I never picked anyone up.
It would probably be "Hey, I made some bread... do you want some?"
Or "Would you like to go bowling? Of course you wouldn't, never mind."

You look familiar. Were we ever in the same class before? I could swear we had chemistry(Sorry I haven’t made the post, I had to make biscuits for my outdoor ed class and then I had to do chores etc etc I’m very sorry)

"Reversal is red, Lapse is blue, throughout the heavens and the Earth, all I want is you."— JJK rizz

dom perignon u brought it