I dream of a 5 hour Wheel of Fortune

Where Vanna White has to climb up a ladder to touch the letter blocks that are 50 feet up in the air, and will have go down up and down and moving the ladder right to left to get to them all, and if she falls there's a pool so she doesn't get injured.

The ladder would be old and creaky, and there'd be computer generated baby dragons on both sides of the puzzle, plus they'd always be long paragraphs, would take up to half an hour just for Vanna to get the letters touched.