Even in my dreams I attract freaks

He seemed nice. We spend all night talking. Then he came to my work the next day to bring me bags of broccoli. I left the room to take something to another room. When I came back he was in the dark with candles. He was sitting on a chair naked with his legs wrapped around his head. His peen was tucked into a vageen. He hopped off his chair onto his arms to come towards me and I spend the rest of my dream hiding from him.