The best thing I got recently was ziplock bags
Gonna put my precious food in them so they'll be unmolested, so that then I can stretch out in bed, swimming in the vast audiobook ocean, it's a teeming vortex, a hurricane of words, over time at such a velocity crushing the YouTube Premium neediness to smithereens, yes I cancelled YT Premium, since I post all the music I need which is also more strictly sounds, which are like sonic massages for the ears which is now hearing a mousy kerfuffle going on in the pizza boxes from last time I got what I got today.

