Somewhere, a version of me is calm and organized. This ain’t her.

My ducks are never in a row. In fact, mine aren't even all ducks. There's a few squirrels in the group, and a couple of hyenas that snuck in and they are all running in circles or in opposite directions. But hey, at least they're happy. Those ducks that all have to stand in a row are probably hating their lives about now.