Oh I’m sorry… do I know you?

Most days... yes

I don't know how to say this, but....... I'm kind of a big deal, people know me.

Doubt it

Of course I know you. We have coffee in the mornings and the good stuff at nights.

Very well as a matter of fact

I know you are a very nice American lady

No, but it appears we have mutual friends.

Yes, I do believe we are acquainted.

I'm the only one here Robert DeNiro

Yes! My first SW friend.

Yes!

Only by screen name

I hope so

Maybe *says shyly*

Luckily no

Yes we talked

I'm pete
Nice to meet you

Nope

nope

Yes you know me, remember last night when I made you laugh.

That made you my friend, so yeah you know me

Yes you do. It is an honor and a privilege to have you as a friend.