I Have Deep Thoughts

Here’s a serious thing that’s been troubling me..you know how in nature women birds are always simple and boring and the male birds are always brightly coloured with plumage and shit to attract the boring women birds..but in humans the opposite appears to be the case. We have to do all the sodding maintenance work..
Well I’m with the wrens..I aint putting on lipstick and I’m gonna be wearing a hessian sack for all eternity...So if you want it, come and Cockadoodle at me for a change wearing a brightly coloured feather boa and a nice big tail.

That’s about it really.