Today I realized that everything related to sex is actually just a massage during which both parties are too excited.

@Jimmy2016 I've been an MT for 30+ years, taught Massage, Anatomy, Kinesiology, Med Terminology and all the rest. One thing that requires SO much explanation is that while ALL massage is "sensual" (of or pertaining to the senses), that is very different from those massages which are simply a pretext to become "sexual", (of or pertaining to sexual intercourse). When I taught, I created a handout for students that explained the concept in this way - while the attack on 9-11 was "sensual" (stench of burning flesh, resounding echos of planes and buildings crashing, the shrapnel and combustion debris touching people as it fell, etc), it certainly was NOT sexual. Then the students started to "get it", a bit. To me, bacon cooking on Saturday morning (well, any time, really) is very "sensual". :- )