My dog wants a massage every night and it’s usually like 10 minutes

but lately she’s been wanting 15 minute massages. And tonight we’re going on half an hour and I had to switch hands because my fingers were going numb. This is ridiculous 🤦‍♀️

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deadgerbil · 22-25

Don't make excuses

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil 🤏

deadgerbil · 22-25

@itsok what is that supposed to mean

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil that, sir, was a pinch

deadgerbil · 22-25

@itsok you can't pinch hard with those long nails tho

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil I can. It’s the little pinches that hurt the most