Poll question for parents - which of these do you administer to your kids most often

SomeMichGuy says:
I think you are training them not to defecate normally.
And I reply:
Remarks like that are almost funny, given M's history and all those doctor/hospital appointments of her younger years as we tried to find a physical explanation for why, regardless of diet, she couldn't empty her dirt-chute frequently and copiously....oh, what am I up to, feeding the trolls!

@SuziSatan02 Also adding the irritant substance is a good idea if you have a kid who's an incomplete-emptier - and by paying attention to what they eat as well as how much they do, you can tell when they haven't done enough dooeys recently and it's time to put something in them to make sure they do a big one.