I Visited a Chiropractor

Why im done #788: I was really apprehensive of going but my lower back pain was so bad i visited a chiropractor, it had to be the most unusual experience ever...first he strapped me to some machine that reminded me of that time machine from napolean dynamite and then showed me some excel graph document that could of been any graph possible, he was like "omg, look at your back! Holy shit balls...you need to come here 5 times a week...hurry give me your insurance information now!"