🍪 My lunch consisted 100% cookies 😋 Is that why I'm shaking uncontrollably? 🫨 Poll (5) See Poll Options (1)
Dropped the first chocolate from the Advent calendar on the floor 😔 Is this portentous? 😱 Poll (8) See Poll Options (1)
👻 Why are ghosts always slamming doors? 🚪 Take your anger issues back to hell, homie! 🙅♂ Poll (4) See Poll Options (1)
🕛 It's lunch time, and once again: the soybean oil is PARTIALLY hydrogenated 😔 Why!?! Finish hydrogenating that sh!t you lazy wockaflockas!!!!! 😤 Poll (7) See Poll Options (1)
🎅🏻 Did you know: Mariah Carey doesn't want a lot for Christmas? 🎄 All she wants is *you* 🎁Mariah thinks you're not a lot 😠 a low value being (1)
Spotify just told me that the song I listened to the most this year is one I’ve never heard in my life does this mean I have to join ICE? 😒 (1)
❄ "Oh, the weather outside it __________ , but the fire is so delightful." 🔥 Poll (7) See Poll Options (1)
Should I wait until the weekend to optimize my depression or just melt down now? 🤔 Poll (6) See Poll Options (1)
🤔 Can we make Thanksgiving and Christmas six months apart? 🎄 Why must I see these people again so soon? Insane!!! 😤 (1)
👍 Slipped Tylenol into my co-workers' lunch so I will finally have someone to talk to about all my cool rocks 🤗 (1)
