CynicGirl · 26-30, F
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Long time ago this was popular. Like back in the 80's.


Casheyane · 31-35, F
@DeWayfarer Oooooh burn! Nice
iamnikki · 31-35, F
@DeWayfarer I can see the reader of the shirt asking " what does that mean🤔?"
Then you can say, " in this case, you are the unarmed man"🤣
Then you can say, " in this case, you are the unarmed man"🤣

SW-User
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Casheyane · 31-35, F
@SW-User Made me cringe and made me smile. Cute one. Reminds me of 'Home' the movie
Elevatorpitches · F
@Casheyane "Home" the movie...yummmmy...will look for it lol
NerdyPotato · M
It's a shame this needs to be said...


Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Never trust an atom !........They make up everything !
Biology. Where multiplication means the same as division !
Got a problem ? Ask a chemist ! They know all the solutions !
Biology. Where multiplication means the same as division !
Got a problem ? Ask a chemist ! They know all the solutions !
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
No matter how popular modern antibiotics get they'll never go viral.
Chemistry is just like cookery !.......just don't lick the spoon ! 😱
If you broke the law of gravity.......would you get a suspended sentence ?
The human body is primarily comprised of Sodium(Na). Carbon(C). Hydrogen(H) and Oxygen......Yes we are NaCHO !
Chemistry is just like cookery !.......just don't lick the spoon ! 😱
If you broke the law of gravity.......would you get a suspended sentence ?
The human body is primarily comprised of Sodium(Na). Carbon(C). Hydrogen(H) and Oxygen......Yes we are NaCHO !
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Couldn't resist this one!


Pfuzylogic · M
@DeWayfarer
Fuzz balls!
Fuzz balls!
Pfuzylogic · M
@DeWayfarer
That is what string theorists call the black hole. A wad of strings!
That is what string theorists call the black hole. A wad of strings!
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Potassium went on a date with Oxygen.
It went OK
An optimist sees a glass half full
A pessimist sees a glass half empty
But only a chemist knows a glass is full
Half liquid, half air.
A proton checks into a hotel and the clerk asks if he has any luggage.
The proton replies "No i'm travelling light"
It went OK
An optimist sees a glass half full
A pessimist sees a glass half empty
But only a chemist knows a glass is full
Half liquid, half air.
A proton checks into a hotel and the clerk asks if he has any luggage.
The proton replies "No i'm travelling light"
Casheyane · 31-35, F
@Picklebobble2 XD
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
If you look at the size of your liver & compare it to the size of your heart. It proves we are made to drink more and care less!
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Bad4U · 22-25, F
Oxygen and potassium went on a date... it went OK
Pfuzylogic · M

JoePourMan · 61-69, M
Little Willie was a chemist
Little Willie is no more
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄
Little Willie is no more
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄
Elevatorpitches · F

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
The picture below is that of evaporated milk
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Nickel and Neon share the same favourite number. Ni + Ne
Is someone who steals energy a Joule thief
Are Chemists in their element ?
Nickel and Neon share the same favourite number. Ni + Ne
Is someone who steals energy a Joule thief
Are Chemists in their element ?
Johnblackthorn · 56-60, M
Technically alcohol is a solution.
NerdyPotato · M
@Johnblackthorn technically it isn't. Alcoholic drinks are though.
Elevatorpitches · F
@NerdyPotato No solution to hard times on new years eve, but why the eff not???🥂🤪
I like my I tried it at home shirt.