Best science pun you know (for shirts)?

Long time ago this was popular. Like back in the 80's.

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No matter how popular modern antibiotics get they'll never go viral.

Chemistry is just like cookery !.......just don't lick the spoon ! 😱

If you broke the law of gravity.......would you get a suspended sentence ?

The human body is primarily comprised of Sodium(Na). Carbon(C). Hydrogen(H) and Oxygen......Yes we are NaCHO !

It's a shame this needs to be said...

Never trust an atom !........They make up everything !

Biology. Where multiplication means the same as division !

Got a problem ? Ask a chemist ! They know all the solutions !

If you look at the size of your liver & compare it to the size of your heart. It proves we are made to drink more and care less!

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Couldn't resist this one!

Potassium went on a date with Oxygen.
It went OK

An optimist sees a glass half full
A pessimist sees a glass half empty
But only a chemist knows a glass is full
Half liquid, half air.

A proton checks into a hotel and the clerk asks if he has any luggage.
The proton replies "No i'm travelling light"

Oxygen and potassium went on a date... it went OK

One of my favorites! 😁

Little Willie was a chemist
Little Willie is no more
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

Nickel and Neon share the same favourite number. [b]Ni + Ne[/b]

Is someone who steals energy a Joule thief

Are Chemists in their element ?

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

The picture below is that of evaporated milk

Technically alcohol is a solution.

I like my I tried it at home shirt.