What is the best Wi-Fi name you have seen in your entire life?

No More Mr. Wi-Fi
Wi Believe I Can Fi
No Wi-Fi for You!
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
Router? I Hardly Know Her!
Look Ma, No Wires
Keep It on The Download
Winter WonderLAN
The LAN of the Free
I Pronounce You Man and Wi-Fi
IP Frequently
No Laughing Router
Wi Oh Wi
We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
Feeling Routy
Caught in the Interweb
Wi-Finders Keepers
Putting in the Network
My Wi-Fi Is Always Right
Wi-Find You Cute
Feed Me
Leaky Sync
Smooth as Buffer
Just One Byte
The Web of Lies
That’s One Hotspot
Ask Me Out on a Data
Tear Down This Firewall
Can You See Where IP?
Clever Wi-Fi names
Wi-Fi Fo Fum
New England Clam Router
Wi-Fight the Inevitable?
LAN Down Under
Silence of the LANS
Wu-Tag LAN
Protect Your Net
99 Problems but Wi-Fi Ain’t One
WiMCA
No LAN for the Wicked
Where the Wild Pings Are
Go Go Router Rangers
Titanic Syncing
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Modem
Networking 9 to 5
Hopping on the Bandwidth
Stuck the LANding
One Hot Spot
Wi-Not?
Another Brick in the Firewall
Wi-Fi Ms. American Pie
Synch My Battleship
I Can’t Wi-Fi This Feeling Anymore
I’m with the Bandwidth
We Didn’t Start the Firewall

Cool Wi-Fi names
Go Go Gadget Internet
Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
I’m Feeling a Connection
All Systems Go
Load ‘Em and Modem
Exactly What You’re Looking For
URLY Cool Wi-Fi
In Sync
Reservation Required
Down to the Wire
Cut the Cord
Boosted
Nothing but Net
Smooth LANding
Link Up
Life in the Fast LANe
No Wires Attached
Ping Me
When in Roam
Instant Connection
Say It Router
Let’s Connect
Nerdy Wi-Fi names
Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
Lord Voldemodem
The Wi-Fi That Shall Not Be Spoken
Bill Wi the Science Fi
LAN Solo
Return of the Wi-Fi
Luke, I Am Your Router
Live Long and Router
Fi-Wi Name, This Is
You Shall Not Password
Dungeon Masters Only
Lord of the Pings
My Precious Wi-Fi
The Goblet of Router
Winternet Is Coming
Darth Router
You’re a Wi-Fi, Harry
Warp Internet Speed
Yoda Only Connection I Need
The Prisoner of Broadband
Going Rogue
Routers of the Lost Ark

Sarcastic Wi-Fi names
Close Your Bathroom Curtains
Mom, Click Here for Internet
I Don’t Miss Dial-Up
Stop Being a Mooch
Hey, Get Your Own Wi-Fi
Nacho Wi-Fi
Definitely Not an FBI Surveillance Van
My Password Is 1234
Help, I’m Trapped in This Router
Get Off My LAN!
Click Here for Viruses
Series of Tubes
I’m Under Your Bed
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wi-Fi
No Internet Access
Not the Wi-Fi You’re Looking For
Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi
Byte Me
You Won’t Get Hacked Here
*Not A Virus*
Gone Phishing
I’ve Got the Hookup—to the Wi-Fi, People!
Will Exchange Food for Password
Extremely Slow Wi-Fi You Don’t Want to Use
I Heard the Neighbor’s Wi-Fi Is Better