I insist that, if you're window shopping on sites, throw in some bizarre searches

@LordShadowfire "Milk, eggs, cucumber, condoms... wait, petroleum jelly? Duct tape? disposable camera? cabbage, garlic..."

@Magnolia21 Weirder than that. I'll search for random phrases that occur to me like "your mom". I also like screwing around with variations in the spelling to see just how tolerant Walmart is of misspelled crap. Also I never search for roast beef. I always write it as roast beast, and Walmart just knows what I mean. 😆