I am too old or too stupid to be on an electronic device. Fine! I'm going back to the woods.

I tried to download an app and fifteen times they asked me to prove I was human by counting squares of squirrels, hedgehogs or cupcakes and everytime I thought I had succeeded, they said I was doing something else wrong like they sent me codes and by the time I found them, they had expired. Even my dog is acting afraid of my anxiety and is whimpering and edging away from me. So this is how it all ends..