just went to one of my neighborhood pools with a friend,

and you have to sign this book.

It goes:

HO:
Guest:
Guest:

I was asking the security guard, like..who is the HO??

Okay and howww many times have I been to this pool, but I forgot it means Home Owner??

No more 4 tequila shots before swimming anymore, Britt. Security guard was laughing, "oh man, I can't unsee that nowww...."