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How would I take a kite to France?

I have enough wit to build one of the most advanced flying object in the whole universe that even Henry Ford have to fall at my feet and praise my mental dexterity: a kite. I have ran into one problem, I am a bit too heavy for this. Shoulde I stop my 6000 calories per day diet and find a way to lose my weight or just pay for an overpriced ticket to France?

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G00GLE · 22-25, M

Okay hear me out. Swim over to France, by the time you're there you're light enough to take the kite back.

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@G00GLE I very appreciate such ingénius suggestion of yours.

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@G00GLE but first, I hath to learn some French.

G00GLE · 22-25, M

@ByronTheRefinedMan oui oui le baguette petite

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@G00GLE Ouch! that's a trickety-tricky one. I shall telegram Borneparte; 'I would like to enroll le comprehensive French course, pleath'?

G00GLE · 22-25, M

@ByronTheRefinedMan good luck!

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@G00GLE Thank you very much indeed, squire.

G00GLE · 22-25, M

@ByronTheRefinedMan squire? 🥺👉👈 I never held a title before.

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@G00GLE I mean 'sir'

G00GLE · 22-25, M

@ByronTheRefinedMan 😢 what a day

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@G00GLE I wish you luck, squire (or mate)