Been staring at the Lindt box of chocolates...

You can just send it over to me. I hate to see a person suffering.

Fuck all that !
Open them, eat them, it’s chocolate and everyone knows holiday calories don’t count.
Got a secret for ya:
Your gonna die one day
BUT if you eat the right raw materials and your body can convert them you will age well.
Throw out your multivitamins and replace them with ‘Methalated’ vitamins.
It’s a start.
SKYNET knows everything, Google it.

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