It could happen to you.

So I moved recently and I’ve been speeding about town. I’ve been reported… I know this because Officer Sweeney has been mailing me hand written notes explaining that others have been complaining about my driving…. Losers. Anyways… she finally caught me and pulled me over today…. I was not expecting what happened next… Officer Sweeney is the hottest police officer I have ever seen… this traffic stop was like the beginning of a porn hub scene… she approached my vehicle… big smile on her face… Muthafukajones…. So it’s you…. I was was like… yeah… big smile creeping across my face…. Officer Sweeney sternly looked at me… is something funny Mutherfucker… I said… No… but you’re very hot Officer Sweeney…. Her face flushes. She becomes annoyed. She asks angrily… Should I impound your vehicle… I couldn’t help myself…. I said… I was just aiming for handcuffs… at this point officer Sweeney could not resist a slight smile… she turned away from me and said wait here. I was sure I was going to jail. She came back a few minutes later… a warning notice for going 63 KM over the limit…. She said: slow the hell down. I said Thank Officer Sweeney. As I drove away I couldn’t help but think about what I’d say on our second date. I just can’t help myself!