TMI: When you think you 💩 out a bug just flush and forget

I seen a ball of legs and was freaking tf out so I got a wad of toilet paper to inspect....I thought maybe I was panicking for no reason, but I wasn't 100% sure it wasn't a bug. So I tried to knock it off on the side and the ball with legs turned into a giant spider and charged full speed at me.

I screamed and slammed the toilet shut. I then proceeded to have a panick attack in the shower thinking a spider just came out of me.