PSA. So MsSwan and I have lost our fellow troll temporarily and until he returns, we need a fill in.

@calicuz The hours are whenever you're summoned to a wack post and vacay begins immediately!

@Tumbleweed I think @calicuz might have limited hours because, well, I wasn't suppose to say anything but, but, he is pregnant and due in September.

I know, it is not my place to say but I cannot contain my excitement for him.
He will be the first 55+ man to give birth! :D

@HoeBag omg!!
@calicuz Why didn't you tell me?? I thought we were friends 🤨

@Tumbleweed I wasn't trying to cause friction.

The only reason I know is because I happened to be at the clinic that day when I had a pelvic incident involving a coke bottle and I overheard the news.

I suppose if we are sharing, he will probably spill the beans about me, so I will come clean, here is What I accidentally did.

@HoeBag OMG!!!

@Tumbleweed The official diagnosis was "Coke bottle cooch".

@HoeBag coke coochie

@Tumbleweed I have to find out if my insurance covers that.

@HoeBag

ALL LIES, that's clearly a Heineken bottle. 😂