I just looked in my bag to grab my book, and I realized instead of putting my book in my bag this morning

I did similar at school once. I meant to put my homework in my bag but instead put a 20 pack of cigarettes in my pocket and didn't take my bag or go to school 🤔

Dude!!! 2 days ago I grabbed my pen in my pocket only to find out I got the eyebrow pencil. 🥲

I`m not taking the blame for this one.

Sounds like the time for OTC meds.

Have to face the situation

Over confident 😅

Just wash your face and read a book on your computer. Problem solved.

You're so fucking cute

It’s a sign that you need to create the first ever book facewasher, that as you read you just hit yourself in the face with a book that applies soothing ointments to the face…

At least you didn't mistakenly put in your vibrator 😳