Thanks for waiting, your call is important to us

It's that important that we will try and filter you out with our many confusing and unuseful options. Also we only have about 3 humans working here and they are all busy for the next 3 months. We are experiencing an unprecedented amount of calls too, no no, we really didn't see this coming for the last 5 years! Don't forget, you can find all the information you need online, where you will search and search only to be given this number to call where we can't help you. Anyway, how about some jarringly loud awful 5 second loop of music in the hope that you'll lose the will to live before we have to deal with your annoying ass. Why are you so obsessed with us anyway...jeez.