Rumour has it you want your webbed feet licked

Idk man....I looked at my paws and it would be a very uncomfortable situation for the both of us. It might be a first for a duck to cough up a hair ball.

Yep, i have an ad in the paper, no one's biting yet, but i believe it'll pick up this winter, that's when people want to lick webbed feet.

Gross

Man, youre a foot person too