Ok Houston we got a problem here

My body officially can't stand me. Ive been having trouble with bloating and feeling like my lower abdomen is very heavy and full. Well it's sticking out more for me to see. It feels like i have 2 large heavy lumps in my uterine area. One on the left and one on the right side of it. The one on the left sticks out more. Probably explains why ive been nauseous nonstop the past week. Pregnancy isn't it because it's been quite sometime since I've been with a man in that way. Probably causing my lower back pain too. Hell laying on my back in bed it feels like a weight is being pressed on to that area probably because of them.