Lies men tell.. Anything more than a handful is a waste I like you the way you are I don't like...

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

Facts. 🙄

-ya, I’m single
-I’m also looking for a long term relationship
-you’re my everything
-it’s 7” (really 5.5”)
-I love you

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Jeephikelove i am at work and this caused me to laugh out loud

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

@akindheart good! ☺️

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Jeephikelove all true..

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

"I respect women so much"

Any man who must praise obsess about respect instead of just showing it is lying.

caPnNathanael · 26-30, M

@Queendragonfly actions really do speak louder than words

Peril · F

I wont cum inside you 😆

Viper · M

@Peril I shouldn't laugh at that one, but really guys can't control that, even if they can control the main load, there is some leakage with pre-ejection too, so in reality, any pump could of it, even with the main ejection.

Gaiia · F

Like they feel you're special, different or they feel special with you

Chernobylplaygrounds

You're my soul mate and love of my life ...that's my favorite lie

Viper · M

Not sure all of those are lies, at least not for all guys.

PhoenixPhail · M

I'm only going to put it in a little way.

Viper · M