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I would just take the pizza and send him on his way.

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AbbySvenz · F
Yes, for handling hazardous materials
AbbySvenz · F
“🍕” @SquirmyWormy
SquirmyWormy · 100+
Bro, this is no time for snacking! I have a major situation here!

@AbbySvenz
AbbySvenz · F
No, no. The “pizza” in the red square bag [i]is[/i] the hazardous material @SquirmyWormy
MrGomco · 36-40, M
Yes. And take pictures.
MrGomco · 36-40, M
@SquirmyWormy call the police right now
SquirmyWormy · 100+
He left a square white box with a picture of a domino on it on my porch! 😦@MrGomco
MrGomco · 36-40, M
@SquirmyWormy call the police And share it 👍
Tracos · 51-55, M
Send the cops a picture of him
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
Then you'll lose the pizza 🤷‍♀️
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@mysteryespresso ] 🤔 has he not knocked at the then is your doors and windows secure did you not ask him what he wants
Carlisle · F
I honestly saw this in struggles and didn’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️
Do you like pizza ? 🍕
SquirmyWormy · 100+
Not sure what this has to do with this but YES! 🤔
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Tracos · 51-55, M
@SquirmyWormy so order a pizza and have the delivery check on the guy

 
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