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Three guys were sitting at a table in a restaurant, involved in a heated argument.
"It's "W-O-O-M!" declared one.
"No! No!" yelled another. "It's W-H-O-O-M!"
The third declared, "You're both wrong! It's W-U-M-M!"
Then a middle-aged lady approached their table.
"Excuse me," she said. "I'm an English teacher, and I think I can solve your problem. The word you're discussing is properly spelled W-O-M-B."
One of the men looked up at her. He asked, "And what does being an English teacher have to do with elephant farts?"
Three guys were sitting at a table in a restaurant, involved in a heated argument.
"It's "W-O-O-M!" declared one.
"No! No!" yelled another. "It's W-H-O-O-M!"
The third declared, "You're both wrong! It's W-U-M-M!"
Then a middle-aged lady approached their table.
"Excuse me," she said. "I'm an English teacher, and I think I can solve your problem. The word you're discussing is properly spelled W-O-M-B."
One of the men looked up at her. He asked, "And what does being an English teacher have to do with elephant farts?"
