What was the most creative excuse used to not go to work?

Women problems...they always work. Edit...best not to dodge work too often.

I was tree logging on the weekend and I got attacked by a group of koalas (possibly drop bears) and I ended up with chlamidia

I can't manage the business anymore, I've been elected president.

Well not creative but, diarrhea.

[c=#7700B2]A few years ago we had a person call work saying on her way in she thought she was going to pass gas and actually shit herself. She was going to go home and change...we advised her to stay home[/c]🙈🙊🙉

My bother once said, "I got popcorn stuck in my throat at the movies, coughed all night and didn't sleep at all and I'm too tired to come to work."

"I've contracted the latest case of , I don't give a fuck about work today. Won't be able to come . Sorry " - well I said that in my head

I broke my leg on the way to work.

Four flats

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I avoid giving any excuse. Most bosses won't ask, but if they do, I just say I'm not feeling well.

Was that the fun and ridiculous contribution you were hoping for?

Brb, cat's in the oven again.