If vegetables can speak, what do you think the Tomatoes would say to you?

Tomatoes are apparently a fruit but I will always have a problem with that.

As Frank Zappa once said, "Call any vegetable, and the chances are good it will respond to you!"

Killllll meeeee

Make me into sauce if you love me! I need this! I want to lay with pasta and live. Puh-leeze! Eat me!

they probably can speak, we just forgot how to listen,

how else would those savages living in the jungle be able to formulate ayahuasca from ingredients that grow in different regions of said jungle? they said the plants told them how to do it! 😯

They'd be running, and I'll be running after them. Then they would tell me, "Catch up"

Stop dropping acid,vegetables are talkingto tyou.

Tomatoes would thank me for my patronage.

i'm not famous less than any celebrity

I'm a fruit cordial

Salt and pepper please.