Santa has been confusing my presents over the years . I asked for a bf and he gave me toys instead . Must be because he's male

I will fuck Santa’s ass up if he pulls that shit on you this year! Iwill make him wish he was the Easter Bunny! That punk can call The Tooth Fairy one last time cuz i am stomping his teeth out like a bunch of cigarette butts. So you better good for your own sake San-[b][i]Sant-claws[/i][/b]

Toys can be fun too 😁

He could've brought me to you ;)

Boyfriends are toys and vice versa but av[b][i]man[/i][/b] that's a different story