Is it illegal to order pizza?

It violates the law of nutrition. You should get a salad too so that there is more fibre and more raw stuff in the meal as a whole. Sometimes I "veg up" before having restaurant food. A handful of raw carrots and snap peas makes the meal more life sustaining.

Fawk no! Who needs sides when a pizza is delicious enough on its own?

No, but I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon. ☹

Don't tell me you're thinking of committing this crime. *holds phone to call the police*

Pizza is wonderful, I think you're okay.

Like with no crust? 🤔

Not at my house.