If I knocked on your door, would you open it?

Lol!!! Great! Don't mind my gun then

Wheres your brother? I've got treats for both of you my dears.

I only have sisters lol and there are three of them

Okay, there are two things that need be said in response to that. 1) I meant I was living up to my avatar. Krieger is my spirit animal. 2) I have no standards besides "has bathed in recent memory" and "does not prevent breathing when on top of me." You could be much uglier than however ugly you think you are and it really wouldn't matter much to me.

Ok...nice talk....

XD

You got a point. If it was morning?

I'm either asleep or doing work/not home

Afternoon would be better

Oh yeah, of course

@Alex1610: I am.. and you are

@Shadowstep: If you consider yourself that way, it's fine, but I'm not sexy lol

@Alex1610: I am and you are alas the sexiest (aside from deepess) of Dem alls

Lol your dogs told me you don't like strangers too

Whoohoo!!

@Alex1610: u coming ?

@Boxersoff4u: I think my sister just called me so whoops! Gotta go, bye bye!

@Alex1610: see u around !

You'd tell me to fuck off? 😦

@mad205039: What if I were a bill collector? Lol

Ohh! I-I didn't see it, I mean...*chuckles* who'd put a mirror outside like this....*sweats*

DEAMON!

*runs away

H-hey! You left the door opened....Oh well *gets in the house and locks all doors* Finally!!!! 😈

How nice of you!! 🤗

Why is it dangerous? Are you a threat?

@sissy4u: I mean you shouldn't [i]alway [/i] answer the door

@Alex1610: will 99.9% of the time I'm nude when I'm home lol I might forget and answer the door...

Lol! 16

Lol!!!!!!!!! I'd sell you some clothes maybe...

T shirt and jeans :)

@Alex1610: Then a yes :)

Ok! *closes the door and rings the bell*

Anytime

🤗

bummer cant ever see your profile

Sweet!!!

Is that a yes?

:)

Thanks!!!!!

@Alex1610: no problem , wish I had some visitors

Thanks!

I'd say yayyy

Lol!!! That's never gonna happen