If I knocked on your door, would you open it?

I'd be fully clothed to make sure it'd stay open! Don't get me wrong, I know exactly what you mean by that...

No no, you misunderstand. You can come in out of the storm if you are sufficiently underdressed. Otherwise, I mean...maybe try the neighbors?

@IvanKaramazov: I see. Well I did say I'd be fully dressed lol. And I'm not that kind of girls!

Okay, but explain to me how else I'm supposed to get to stare at half-naked women in person if not by taking advantage of misfortune?

Lol!!!!!!!!! Forget about the avatar!!!!

I am living up to the avatar.

Lol!!! Well then you'd be disappointed coz I look way uglier than the girl in the pic

Okay, there are two things that need be said in response to that. 1) I meant I was living up to my avatar. Krieger is my spirit animal. 2) I have no standards besides "has bathed in recent memory" and "does not prevent breathing when on top of me." You could be much uglier than however ugly you think you are and it really wouldn't matter much to me.

Ok...nice talk....

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