One of us is going to have to stop calling our sport "football".

Looking at you, rest of the world.

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We should get this one. You guys got what you wanted during the revolutionary war, you can’t have everything, [i]gawshhh[/i]

Straylight · 31-35, F

@NickiHijab Tell you what, you guys change it to soccer or kickball (your choice) and we give back the colonies. But only the original territories.

NickiHijab · F

@Straylight The word soccer is a gunshot to my ears. I’d rather sell my soul to trump than to agree to these barbaric conditions.

Not today Satan

Straylight · 31-35, F

@NickiHijab We talked it over, and Trump does owe a soul to Putin, so he's willing to open negotiations.